I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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