i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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