i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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