I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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