put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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