Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she told me i tasted like america
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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