: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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