i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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