That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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50% drunk capacity currently
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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