Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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