Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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