I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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