i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
