Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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