Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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