So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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