They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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