We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
my poor anus
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
