when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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