dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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