Sponge bath it is.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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