What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize