Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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