Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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