There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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