On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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