Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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