we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Randomize
