I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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