You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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