Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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