the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.