3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.