He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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