I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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