it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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