He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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