that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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