Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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