It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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