everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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