This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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