One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
No subtext here. People are naked.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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