i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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