What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
