All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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