I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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