Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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