16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
