I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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