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Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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