I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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