i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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