champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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